Act One
Abu Dhabi transit
01:10 GST · Land AUH
Abu Dhabi, connection transit
Land at Zayed International, Terminal A. No terminal change, all Etihad flights use Terminal A. Bags transfer automatically to EY 61. Follow the Connections signs immediately on leaving the aircraft.
Allow roughly 10 minutes to disembark and walk to the transit connection point. There is a security re-screening for all transit passengers, budget another 10–15 minutes (it will be quieter at 1am than during the day). ZIA Terminal A is one of the largest terminal buildings in the world, so allow a further 10–15 minutes to reach the EY 61 gate. That puts you at the gate around 01:45, roughly 35 minutes before departure. It is tight but workable at this hour. Move with purpose, no stops until you have found the gate, then water and bathroom.
02:20 GST · Depart AUH
EY 61, Abu Dhabi to London
Etihad EY 61, Airbus A380-800. The A380 is a double-decker; row 44 is in the main economy cabin. Seats 44A, 44B, 44C, window, middle, aisle on the left side. The route heads northwest over Saudi Arabia, the Levant, Turkey, and across Europe. The cabin will be dark for most of the flight; it’s 02:20 and everyone will be trying to sleep.
07:00 BST · Land LHR
London Heathrow, Terminal 4
Land at Heathrow Terminal 4. The A380 is a big plane and deplaning takes time. Head for UK Border, Australian passports use the e-gate lanes (look for the biometric gates, faster than the staffed desks). Collect bags from the Terminal 4 carousel, then follow Arrivals out.
08:00–09:00 · Heathrow to London
Cab to The Clermont
Follow Arrivals out of T4 and head to the taxi rank, black cabs are right outside. Journey to The Clermont on The Strand is around 45–60 minutes depending on traffic. Expect to pay £55–80. Drop-off is directly at the hotel door. With three people and luggage after a long-haul flight, a cab straight to the door is the right call.
Act Three
First London morning
~09:30 · The Clermont
Arrive, drop bags, then eat
Room won’t be ready until 15:00. Drop bags at the concierge desk, freshen up, and get out. First priority: find breakfast. You’ve been awake for the best part of 24 hours, you came off a plane at 07:00, and Covent Garden can wait 30 minutes while you eat properly.
~10:00 · 2 min walk
Breakfast, Page 8 Common House
Two-minute walk to Page 8 Common House at Trafalgar Square. Specialty coffee, breakfast baps, sit down and eat properly. A real meal before the walk, not a grab-and-go. Then north to Covent Garden.
11:00 · Covent Garden
Covent Garden piazza
5 min walk from the hotel. The piazza, the market hall, the street performers and living statues, this is the first proper London moment for the kids. Grab lunch here from one of the market stalls and eat while you wander. No sit-down, no decisions. Free.
12:30 · West End
Leicester Square → Piccadilly Circus
10 min walk from Covent Garden. Leicester Square is the West End hub, cinemas, buzz, always something happening. Walk south down to Piccadilly Circus for the Eros statue and the giant illuminated screens. Touristy, yes. You still have to see it. Free.
13:15 · Regent Street
Regent Street north to Oxford Circus
Walk north up Regent Street from Piccadilly Circus. One of London’s great streetscapes, that long curved sweep of white Portland stone, the scale, the energy. The shops and the spectacle will get the kids. Walk as far as Oxford Circus, then turn back south. Free.
14:15 · Soho
Wander back through Soho
Head south from Oxford Circus back toward the hotel through Soho. Carnaby Street, Old Compton Street, the side streets. Soho is unlike anywhere else in London, the energy, the mix, the density of it. Keep it loose, no agenda. Just walk. Free.
15:30 · Hotel
Back to the hotel, proper rest
Back to the hotel, check in, shower. Get out to dinner as soon as they’re ready — 17:00 or earlier if Ave Mario can take you. Keeping the body clock moving is the priority.
Act Four
First London evening
17:00 · Dinner, Covent Garden
Ave Mario (10 min walk)
Italian on the Covent Garden piazza. Book ahead. Pasta, truffles, the room is beautiful. Walk back to The Clermont after, 10 minutes on foot.
~19:30 · Done
Back to the hotel
In bed by 20:00. That’s the target. Twenty-two hours of travel and a full first afternoon, they’ve earned it. London properly begins tomorrow.